Hedberg on YouTube

There is a ton of great Mitch Hedberg stuff on YouTube. This joke (from his Comedy Central special) had me laughing out loud:

I was at a casino. I was standing by the door. A security guard came over and said, “You’re gonna have to more. You’re blocking the fire exit.”

As though, if there was a fire, I wasn’t gonna run.

If you’re flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

Or this one:

I like the escalator, man, cause the escalator can never break. It can only become stairs.

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