The War on Stoners

The University of Colorado Police Department is offering a $50 reward for identification of each of the 150 individuals seen here smoking marijuana on 4/20. $7500 well spent. I hope they get all these evil doers. It’s apparent from their glazed eyes and carefree demeanor that they are a serous threat to the University. For example, check out this guy:

Public Enemy #1

Clearly dangerous. I can almost hear him cry “Hey bro, dude you look like, aren’t you that guy?, woah buddy, that’s the funniest, what?, ahahahahahaha!, yeaaaah.” as he attacks.

To paraphrase Jesus, “Let he who has never smoked reefer arrest the first stoner.”

(via Boing Boing)


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